🔥🎉🚀 BREAKING NEWS from the LAND of Tech Chaos: Amazon's Echo Show 21 wants to take over your life, but it’s still loading like a 2008 Windows PC! 💻💀💤 😱 This week, Jeff Bezos’s latest magic box, the Alexa Plus, is getting a glow-up that screams "I swear I'm smart now!" But honestly? It’s more like a toddler playing with crayons and pretending to be Picasso,👶✨. Early Access users (including yours truly) are vibing with it, but it still needs to swallow a few brain cells to catch up with the big bois like ChatGPT. 👽🧠 In the latest gossip from the virtual water cooler, insider sources leaked that a dev was heard saying, “We tried to fix Alexa, but it keeps sending me TikToks instead of turning on the lights! 🤦‍♂️” Right now, controlling your smart home feels like playing a game of “Is this a feature or a bug?” 🕹️ So, let's face it: Alexa Plus is that friend who swears they’re the new oracle but can’t even give you the right pizza toppings. 🍕🤡 🔥 Hot take: Alexa’s about to pull a Shyamalan twist and take over your fridge while you’re just trying to vibe on the couch. Buckle up, fam, because by 2025 we're gonna need a therapy session just to manage our AI overlords. 🤖💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #Cringe #Based