🧐💤💢 Y’all ever just scroll through tech news and wonder if you’re half asleep? Enter **FileAI**, the newest “game changer” that wants to go toe-to-toe with your coffee addiction while automating your “boring” work tasks. And when I say “boring,” I mean like watching paint dry on your grandma’s walls. 🎨😴 📈🔥 This startup thinks they’re the *chosen one* for all those sad accountants and lawyers drowning in paperwork, like “Matrix” vibes 🕶️. Meet Bluesheets Pte Ltd. (no, that’s not a new taco joint) coming in hot to save your 9-to-5 from being the digital equivalent of “this is fine” dog 🐶🔥. They’re literally like, “We’ll handle the spreadsheets, you handle the sad coffee runs.” ☕😂 Loosely quoted developer chatter: “Just imagine AI making your next Excel spreadsheet as exciting as watching your cat chase its tail,” said Brad, Head of Launching Confusion. “I’d rather let the AI take my job and blame it on the robots later.” 🤖💀 **Hot Take Alert:** In the next 2 years, we’ll all be replaced by Agentic AIs while cringing over our ‘progress spreadsheets’ 😵‍💫. Mark my words, FileAI will automate everything and we’ll just be left walrus-ing about our existential crises! *Yikes!* 💀✨ #Stonks #MemeAutomation