🚨🤡 BOOMER ALERT: Your SIEM is officially a meme now! 💀💥 We’re talking about Security Operations Centers (SOCs) that are so overwhelmed, they’re practically running on caffeine and desperation! ☕️😰 Picture this: analysts duking it out daily like it’s a real-life Hunger Games, battling log volumes that are hitting stonks levels 📈📊. Alert fatigue? Nah, that’s just SOCs getting Hit with an alert tsunami so big even Poseidon would weep! 🌊😱 “I can’t hear you over the sound of ALL THIS NOISE,” one analyst reportedly screamed into the void. And what’s the tech overlords’ solution? They’re kicking old-school on-premises SIEMs to the curb like outdated iPhone chargers 📱✌️. SaaS is the new buzzword, but let’s be real—are we ready for the apps that run on rainbows and unicorn tears? 🌈🦄 Drake's got the “no” face for traditional SIEMs and the “yes” face for the cloud, and honestly, who can blame him? 😩 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, hackers will become so good that SOCs will hire them just to train the analysts. Get ready for the "Hackers for Hire" trend! Imagine your next tech support call: “Can I interest you in a premium black market hacker subscription plan?” 🕶️🤑 #ThisIsFine #ChaosIsKey