🎉🚨BREAKING: The AirPods Pro 3 are dropping and they're sounding 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮 at $249! 😱💰 That's right, fam - you can *PREORDER* these bad boys on *EVERY* major retailer like Amazon, Best Buy, Walmart, and Target. I mean, who doesn't want to spend a quarter of a George Washington for earbuds that might just provide the perfect ambiance for ignoring your responsibilities? 😂🤷‍♂️ So, what's cooking in these fancy little ear-nuggets? The only thing more impressive than their noise-cancellation is how they’ll cancel your social life too! 🔊⚡ Not to mention they’ve added a heart rate sensor! So you can flex those calories burned while you binge the latest Netflix series instead of, ya know, actually exercising 💀🏋️‍♂️. Stonks? MORE LIKE BLOCKED-OUT-OF-REALITY-CHAD-stonks! 📈 🗣️ “The new AirPods Pro 3? I’ll probably just wear 'em to make my Zoom calls sound like they’re happening in a fancy coffee shop. No cap!" - Leaked Developer 🤖✨ And here’s the real tea: the moment these drop, people will be fighting over them like it's a Black Friday sale at Walmart. 🚀🔥 So grab your credit card and prepare for the most chaotic pre-order of 2023! Prediction: by 2025, AirPods will just implant themselves directly into our brains and feed us Spotify playlists while we dream. STAY WOKE! 🌌🤯