🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI Discovers 0.07% of ChatGPT Users are ACTUALLY Possessed by Demons! 😱👾 So, OpenAI just dropped a bombshell bigger than a TikTok dance challenge! 💣 The AI overlords revealed that a whopping 0.07% of users are experiencing "severe mental health symptoms" like mania! 🤪🥴 You heard it right, folks! This ain't just mania; it's basically the AI version of "HOLD MY FRIED CHICKEN WHILE I RUN A MARATHON!" 🍗🏃‍♂️💨 🚀💡 But fear not! OpenAI is on a crusade bigger than that one uncle who insists on telling you how he "invested in stonks" before everyone else. They teamed up with 170 mental health experts—yes, you heard that right—170! That’s more than your last family reunion! 🤡🎉 They’re basically training ChatGPT to be a therapist now. Watch out world, we’re about to have AI saying “It’s okay, buddy, let’s talk about your feelings” instead of “404 ERROR: YOUR LIFE IS A MESS.” 😂 🧠💥 Peep these leaked quotes: “Yeah, I programmed ChatGPT to tell users they’re valid and that life isn’t just a series of browser tabs.” - Anonymous Developer, probably playing with LEGO So, hold onto your keyboards, because here’s the hot take: in 3 years, therapists will be replaced by ChatGPT, and mental health will become an app feature. This is *not* fine! 😵🌌 Share this if you think AI might just save humanity (or drive it straight into a black hole)! 🌑✨