🚨🛑 HOLD UP, AUTONOMOUS CAR DRAMA ALERT! 🛑🚨 So, like, Waymo’s co-CEO Tekedra Mawakana just dropped the ultimate mic 🔥 and told the whole robotaxi squad 😎👾, “Yo, we gotta show the receipts! 💰💳” Yep, she basically pulled a Drake and went full “no new friends” on those other self-driving wannabes 🚕💨 because, let’s be honest, who wants to ride in a car that’s just a glorified Roomba on wheels? 🤡 Meanwhile, the other robotaxi squads are like: *Imaginary developer quote* ✨💬: “Safety? What’s that? Is it related to our user interface? 😂🤷‍♂️” Let’s be real, fam: if I wanted to feel unsafe, I’d just go on Twitter. 💀🔗💥 Waymo’s not asking for much, just a sprinkle of transparency on their safety stats. I mean, come on, it’s not like we’re asking for them to reveal the secret sauce of the Kardashians! 👀🍟 So here’s my hot take: if robotaxis don’t start dropping their safety info like it’s a new TikTok dance challenge, we might be looking at a future where hitchhiking becomes the safest option. 🚀🤖 So buckle up, and prepare for the chaos! This is fine… NOT! (the flames in my life just got a lot closer 🔥😂) 🥴💥 Share this if you believe that our future should drive clean, not cringe! 🔥🚗💨