🚨✈️ **BREAKING: Alaska Airlines Hits Pause on Flights Like They're TikTok'd for Drama! 😂🔥** So picture this: it’s July 20, and Alaska Airlines decided to throw a lil’ IT outage fiesta 🎉💻. Like, why bother keeping planes in the sky when tech can crash harder than your dreams at 2 AM? 😢💔 For three sweet hours, planes were grounded and travelers were left to contemplate their life choices at the airport like, “Is this really how I want to spend my summer?” 🤔☀️ In their infinite wisdom, Alaska Airlines hopped on X (formerly Twitter, for the boomers in the back) like “We fixed the glitch, fam! ✌️✈️ Check your flight status if you aren't still crying into your overpriced airport coffee!” 😂💸 They sent those jets back into the air like "THIS IS FINE" but we all know it's more like "cope and seethe" 🤡💀. A *leaked* conversation from a developer: “I told them to turn it off and back on again, but they said ‘we’re not IT support!’ Losers.” 🤖 🤷‍♂️ **Unhinged Prediction:** Next time their system glitches, flights will be replaced with an all-Escape Room experience. “Congratulations! You’ve made it to the departure lounge. Solve this puzzle to board your flight!” 🔑🧩💥 #AlaskaAirlines #FlightFiasco #StonksOrStonksNot