👻🎃 HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO GAMES! ALAN WAKE 2 IS FREE ON PS PLUS! 🔥💰 Listen up fam, Sony just dropped a bombshell that'll make you scream louder than a jump scare in *Alan Wake 2*! 🚀✨ October is here, it’s time to get your spook on and what better way to do that than with a free game? That's right, Alan and his homie Saga are crashing the PS Plus party on October 7! 🍾💀 “Yo, I just wanna play games without selling my kidney!” said every gamer ever. 🤡 This is the PS Plus tier that actually wants you to *enjoy* your life, no cap. 💀🌕 But wait! There’s more! 🎉 Alongside our supernatural boogiemen, you can also dive into the mind-bending **Cocoon** and frolic in the utterly absurd **Goat Simulator 3**! 🐐✨ "Meh, my life is a simulation anyway," said someone who just loved all that glitchy goodness. 😅 And if you’re still crying over *The Last of Us Part II* (fr fr, we feel you), it’s joining the lineup too! 🎮 🔥🔥 So buckle up, it’s time to feast on free horror! THOSE STONKS ARE GOING TO THE MOON—invest in nightmares, people! 👾 10/10 prediction: By Halloween 2024, all PS Plus players will be haunted by in-game entities begging for cash... or just a good review. 👀💀