🌍🚨 **BREAKING: Al Gore Just Checked the Climate!** 🚨🌍 Remember when Al Gore was just that one dude who invented the internet? Well, put down your energy drinks because **he’s BACK**! And this time, he’s using AI to DRAG 660 MILLION polluters into the spotlight! 💥🤖💥 Introducing *Climate Trace*, the new tool that’s basically like Google Maps for PM2.5, except instead of finding the nearest Chipotle, you’re tracking microscopic death particles! 😱💨💀 And let’s be REAL, this is not just a “we’re sorry for ruining the planet” tool. This is a straight-up *“I SEE YOU, BUDDY! 😤”* moment! *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to make the air toxic enough that even AI would give us the side-eye! 🤨💩 #JustKiddingNotKidding” With 10 MILLION deaths yearly due to this stuff, Climate Trace is serving mega *Stonks* vibes for Big Green but looking PFFT for Big Polluter. Honestly, at this point, it’s basically a “this is fine” meme but with way more death clouds. ☕🔥 Hot take: 📈 In 2030, Al Gore will be running a reality show called “Who Can Save the World?” where contestants compete to make the air less toxic! Bet on it! 💰🚀 #NoCap