🚨 BREAKING: AI is the new ex you’re obsessed with but also super sketchy with 🦹‍♂️💥, and our trust is hitting lower than the stock market during a recession. #StonksGoDown 😂💔 According to some *fancy* Deloitte survey that’s got more numbers than you can shake a stick at (3,500 US consumers, but who's counting? 🤷‍♂️), over HALF of Y'ALL are playing footsie with generative AI. Like, good for you, fam! 🤖✨ But hold up - a whopping 69% are like “Umm, what’s in the box?” 🕵️‍♂️ Not gonna lie, suspicion is at an all-time high. It’s like we’re all sitting at the dinner table with AI and saying “This is fine” while it slowly brings out the knives 🔪🔥. Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “Bro, if I can’t even trust my toaster, how am I trusting AI?” 😂💀💔. The call-out game is strong, but so is the urge to click “start trial.” So, what’s next? 🤷‍♀️ Brace yourselves - the AI Trust Fall Challenge is coming to TikTok. You’re gonna let AI catch you. No cap. 🤯🚀🔥 Prediction: In three months, we’ll have an AI therapist that’s too real and we’ll all be crying into our keyboards asking for a refund. #SelfCareButMakeItAI 🤖💸