🚗💔 So, you thought returning your rental car was gonna be a chill flex? Think again! 😤 Companies are rolling out AI scanners like they're the next Avengers, but instead of saving the world, they’re just here to suck your wallet dry! 💸💀 👀 “We need to make sure these cars are returned in *perfect condition*,” says some imaginary developer named Chad, who just *loves* ruining vacations. 🤡🤖 Chad definitely lives in his mom's basement and spends his Sundays scanning his own childhood toys for scratches instead of getting a life. You ever had that moment when you realize you accidentally knocked a Coke can over in the backseat? 😳 Well, AI is now the overlord that sees *all*. One scratch, and suddenly you’re paying for a brand new Audi! Stonks? More like 🤬 STONKED! This is fine. 🔥🔫 But if you're on the road, keep your eyes peeled! You know what's smarter than a scanner? Renting a bike! 🚴‍♂️ Unsubscribe from the cringe because I predict we’ll be getting “AI Approved” rental returns by 2025, where you basically have to sign over your firstborn just to park! Stay woke, fam! 🧠🚀 Share this madness or suffer the consequences of AI wrath!