⚡️🦖BREAKING WILD AI NEWS, FOLKS!🦖⚡️ So like, generative AI is out here transforming lives faster than your grandma scrolling Facebook at 3 AM—🔥BUT hold the llama! 🦙 We apparently trust AI about as much as we trust that one dude in college who still uses a flip phone! 📞💀 According to Deloitte’s “I’ll probably forget about this tomorrow” survey, 69% of peeps are like, “Nah fam, let's not give our deep dark secrets to an algorithm that might just be a glorified calculator with an attitude.” 🤖💩 So what’s the TEA? 🥵 *Fake Dev Quote Alert*: “We just want you to feel safe while we harvest your data like it’s prime avocados—smooth and creamy!” - Anonymous engineer in a dark hoodie. Is it all just a colossal game of 'this is fine' while we swipe right on tech? 🔥😱 In true Drake fashion, people be like👇 “Generative AI? Yes please.” *Drake pointing at the download button* “Privacy? I'm good.” *Drake pointing at the cross-out sign* So here’s a spicy take—💣🚀 in 5 years, all notebooks will be scrapped in favor of “AI pens” that literally steal your thoughts and write your term papers FOR YOU. 🤯✨ #Stonks or #Cope? Share this with your squad if you’re vibing with the chaos! This is about to go more viral than your aunt’s cat meme! 💥🤣