🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE'S AI JUST STUNNED US ALL WITH SOME MILDLY IMPRESSIVE MATH. 🚀🤖💰 Hold onto your calculators, y'all! 🎉👾 Google DeepMind’s AlphaEvolve just dropped some "improved solutions" on 20 out of 67 mathematical problems. You heard that right — 67! Like, how many is that? It’s like if you tried to bread a chicken and only nailed 30% – we’re celebrating both achievement and abject failure here, folks. 🎊💔 So, Adam Zsolt Wagner (@azwagner_), the math magicians behind this flop—sorry, I mean “study”—are *like* super hyped about it. Apparently, they teamed up with legends like Terence Tao (no big deal) and some random dude named Bogdan. 🧙‍♂️🔮 Imagine the conversations during the study: 💬 Adam: “Stonks or no stonks?” Bogdan: “Bro, we’re not trading stocks, we’re literally just evolving math.” Terence: “This is fine.” 🔥 In meme terms, it’s a solid “Drake pointing” at *improved* math solutions while flipping the bird to the 47 failures. 🤡💀 HOT TAKE: By 2030, AlphaEvolve will either solve all human existence’s problems or spark the rise of math-based TikTok dances. Watch out! 💃🧮💥