🚨👾 Welp, folks, grab your tinfoil hats ‘cause Qualcomm is trippin’! 🚗☠️ At the Snapdragon Summit (ya know, the one in paradise 🏝️), CMO Don McGuire just dropped some wild tea about AI wrapping its digital arms around us like it’s our overly attached ex! 🤡💔 💡 So get this: Don thinks AI is about to infiltrate everything from your designer glasses 👓 (what’s next, AI eye makeup tips?!) to your car 🚗💨, creating a personal ecosystem so ambient it’ll be more invasive than your mom’s Facebook friend requests! 😱 *Leaked Developer Quote* 💬: “If this AI can cook my breakfast while telling me I should've invested in stonks, I’m down!” - "DevNerd69" But let's keep it a buck, this sounds like the plot of a cringe B-movie! 📽️👽 "AI: The Home Invasion Edition" featuring your fridge judging your late-night pizza habits! 🍕😬 Meanwhile, investors are like 💹: "More AIs = More Money" 🤑 while users are stuck in a never-ending loop of “This is fine.” 😂 Prediction Time! 💥🚀: In 5 years, we’ll be negotiating with our AI glasses for bigger discounts at Target! Cope and seethe, normies! 😎🔥 #AIFuture #MemeLife