🚨🤖 BREAKING: The "Workslop" Epidemic Is Here! 💩💼 So, apparently, Harvard Business Review just dropped the hottest mixtape on the corporate scene 🎤🔥. The thesis? AI is turning your workplace into a WASTE LAND of "workslop," aka the cringiest low-effort, pass-the-bare-minimum nonsense that leaves your coworkers drowning in confusion and probably expired coffee ☕💀. Like, no cap, employees are using AI to slap together “quality” work that’s barely passable, while the rest of us are left to 🚮 CLEAN UP THEIR MESS LIKE WE’RE THE JANITORS OF FORTNITE! Leaked developer quote: "Really thought AI was gonna save my job, but now I’m just a glorified slop collector. Thanks, *insert evil tech overlord company name*." 🤡💸 Drake's got his meme game on when he says "No thanks!" to low-effort work and "This is fine" while watching his coworkers drown in the chaos. 🤔💔 But fr fr, watch out! If this continues, we're gonna have more "workslop" than actual productivity. Predicting: in five years, every office will be like a 5-star trash buffet served on a silver platter. Ready for the post-apocalyptic workplace, anyone? 🍽️💀 #SendHelp #AIStonks #HotTake