🎹🚨 Y'all, the robots are taking over and this time they want you to learn piano! 🤖🎹 Introducing Skoove Premium Piano Lessons, where the AI is more into you than your last crush! 💔💅 But wait! For a limited time only, you can slap those keys for just $149.99, which is basically half off, like my love life during a pandemic! 🤣💸💀 Imagine a piano teacher who NEVER gets mad when you hit the wrong notes—like, fr fr, this teacher has no emotions. Just pure, cold, heartless AI logic! 😂🔥 They’re like, "Oops, your F minor is WRONG!" while sipping tea and watching you seethe. ☕💀 And here's a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up: **Developer #1:** “No cap, AI can teach 10x faster than humans.” **Developer #2:** “That’s based! But will it cry if students mess up?” **Developer #1:** “Nah fam, AI has no tears…” 😶 So if you've ever fantasized about being the next Beethoven but can barely handle chopsticks 🍜, get on this before the price goes back to "Why is this so expensive?" 😂 This is absolute stonks for your future virtuoso self! 🚀 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, your AI piano will be your therapist too, and the world will enter a dark age where Chopsticks becomes a new national anthem. Yikes! 😱💔