🦾🌟 BREAKING: AI WANTS YOUR GRANDMA TO AGE IN PLACE AND RUN THE WIFI 📲💥 But wait, Grandma's not on board with the whole "AI” train. 🚂💨 According to a recent *totally not boring at all* survey (no cap, it was a sip of lukewarm tea), while G-Ma might trust her Roomba more than Uncle Bob, she’s side-eyeing those AI-generated memes 🤖💩. I mean, who can blame her? "Is this from that one meme account with 3 followers? No thanks." 🤮 "Honestly, I just want my devices to work and not try to sell me crypto or ask me how I feel about NFTs," said an *imaginary but relatable* elderly developer named Eugene from his cushy recliner. “Last time I let an AI run my life, I ended up with a subscription to Pigeon Racing Monthly. Not great.” 🕊️✌️ So while tech giants build devices to help folks stay cozy in their bubble (🛋️💖), listen! The grandmas and grandpas are giving those AI skills the ol' Drake Pointing meme. Point left for "No!" and point right for "I’d rather talk to actual humans." 🔥👴🏻👵🏽 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🚨:** In the next 5 years, AI will be helping your grandma pull off the most epic TikTok dance challenge🔥 and they'll be the ones going viral! Stonks are going through the roof! 📈💃🕺