🚨👀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, 'cause we’re diving into the spicy world of cyber doom! 🌪️💀 Weaponized AI is out here flexing on the security game, dismantling patches faster than I can say “Wait, did I update my software?!” 🤖💩 We’re talking 72 HOURS — that’s less time than it takes for a TikTok trend to become cringe!! 🔥💀 Cybercrime gangs and nation-state strikers are like those sweaty kids in gym class leveling up their hacks, figuring out how to reverse-engineer patches while we’re still trying to figure out our Wi-Fi passwords. #Stonks! 📉🚀 Mike Riemer over at Ivanti said the enemies are on that fast food grind — “If I release a patch and you don’t patch within 72 hours, you’re essentially offering your network as a buffet!” 🍔✨ Imagine explaining that to your boss like "Sorry, our server's been hacked because our patching schedule is more of a guideline, ya know?" But wait, there’s hope! Ivanti's kernel defense is like the Cheetos dust on top of your gamer fuel – can’t live without it! 💡💪 And for my bold prediction: By 2025, if you're not using weaponized AI to defend against weaponized AI, are you even living? 🔮💥 Cringe 🙅‍♂️ or based? You decide! #SendHelp