🚨🔥 BREAKING: AI Hits 2 BILLION USERS 😱💸 But Guess What? Only 3% are Paying! 💀🤖 This is like inviting 2 billion people to a party and only *three* of them bring snacks. Like, c’mon fam, you can’t have a stonks party if nobody’s throwing *dolla* at the DJ! 🎧💰💔 In classic tech fashion, everyone is swiping right on that AI goodness, but when it comes time to fork over some cash, it’s like watching our budgets cry into the abyss - “This is fine.” 🤡💸✨ The memes practically write themselves: “When you realize your AI is just a glorified calculator, but it costs you a mortgage!” 🏠➡️🚫 🎤 *Leaked Quote from a developer:* “We’re basically giving away premium features like it’s candy. At this rate, I might as well start giving away my grandma’s secret cookie recipe.” 🍪💀 But seriously, if AI were a dating app, it’d be the “nice guy” who never gets swiped on. No cap. 🤦‍♂️💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, AI companies will resort to selling AI-generated NFT cats just to pay the bills. Watch out, folks! 😹 NFT 💸 Stonks 🚀 #AITrends#PleasePayUs