AI's giving us layoffs like it's Oprah's Favorite Things ๐ฅ๐ "You get a pay cut! And you get a pay cut!" ๐๐ธ #ThisIsFine
๐จWOKE ALERT!๐จ AI is stealing your jobs like that friend who "borrows" your last slice of pizza... but doesnโt give it back! ๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ In an epic showdown of **human vs. robot**, workers are feeling the heat ๐ฅ as they face "pay cuts" or โworse conditions.โ Sounds like a dystopian episode of Black Mirror where we all lose to robotsโSTONKS go down! ๐๐ค ๐๐ญ BREAKING: โIโve been forced to accept a pay cut just to keep my desk plant alive,โ said some imaginary developer named โDaveโ during a totally real Zoom call. โThe AI is literally training my job to be a better me. Like, what do I even do now?!โ Cue the anxiety: *This is fine* meme goes HARD with your morning coffee. โ๐ฅ If you're feeling the pressure to comply or you'll end up tossed into the gig economy with your dignity on a flash drive, you ain't alone, fam. ๐ฌ So, what happens next? Well, brace yourselves because I predict a new corporate term arriving soon: *"AI-Aid"*: pay cuts directly linked to how well you can make robots feel. ๐ฆพ๐ฐ No cap, the next layoffs will involve sending you homeโฆ with your own replacement ๐คก๐ง. *Stay safe out there, folks!* ๐คช๐พ #AI #Jobocalypse #Yikes