🚨WOKE ALERT!🚨 AI is stealing your jobs like that friend who "borrows" your last slice of pizza... but doesn’t give it back! 🍕💀💀 💼💔💔 In an epic showdown of **human vs. robot**, workers are feeling the heat 🔥 as they face "pay cuts" or “worse conditions.” Sounds like a dystopian episode of Black Mirror where we all lose to robots—STONKS go down! 📉🤖 👀💭 BREAKING: “I’ve been forced to accept a pay cut just to keep my desk plant alive,” said some imaginary developer named “Dave” during a totally real Zoom call. “The AI is literally training my job to be a better me. Like, what do I even do now?!” Cue the anxiety: *This is fine* meme goes HARD with your morning coffee. ☕🔥 If you're feeling the pressure to comply or you'll end up tossed into the gig economy with your dignity on a flash drive, you ain't alone, fam. 😬 So, what happens next? Well, brace yourselves because I predict a new corporate term arriving soon: *"AI-Aid"*: pay cuts directly linked to how well you can make robots feel. 🦾💰 No cap, the next layoffs will involve sending you home… with your own replacement 🤡🔧. *Stay safe out there, folks!* 🤪👾 #AI #Jobocalypse #Yikes