"AI's flexin' with résumés while employers go full Terminator 🤖💀 Now hiring robots to find the next bot! 😂🔥 #JobSeekerStruggles"
🤖💥**BREAKING: AI RESUMÉS ARE TAKING OVER THE JOB MARKET!**💥🤖 💼 So, like, if you thought your job application was gonna be read by a human, think again! We’re at the point where companies are drowning in a sea of AI-generated résumés, and now they’re using AI to *screen* the AIs? 😱 This is the tech equivalent of putting a robot on jury duty! *This is fine* meme plays in the background 🔥🐶 💡Picture this: HR departments are swiping right on résumés like they’re on Tinder, trying to find their “spark” from a pile of synthetic papers that say they’re “a team player with a passion for synergy.” STONKS going down for real! 📉💰 👨💻 *“Honestly, I just let ChatGPT write mine. If they can't even tell the difference, do I really want to work there?”* - Every candidate ever. 🤡 Employers are like, “We’re overwhelmed!” while candidates are just sitting there like Drake pointing at a “no human contact” policy. This is absolute CRINGE, fam! 😬 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll be hiring AI to validate *other* AIs, while humans just vibe out on TikTok. Time to put your résumé in the blockchain! 🚀💀💀 Share this if you're ready to unleash the chaos!