🚨🚀 📈 BREAKING: OpenAI JUST accepted 900K DRAM wafers per month 🤯💰. Yup, you heard that right, fam. That’s like feeding a TRUCKLOAD of memory to a baby AI that just learned how to meme 👶💻! Remember when we thought solid-state drives were cheap? HAHA, what a fairy tale! 😂💤 Just like your ex claiming they were "just friends" after you caught them double-tapping on their DMs — this "AI boom" is tweaking the entire tech economy 💸📉. 📅 We might be stuck in MEMORY CHAOS for a DECADE, and if this keeps up, the only DRAM you’ll be able to buy will be from your great-grandpa's attic! 🤦‍♂️💀 Leaked Developer Quote #1: "I used to boot up my PC playing Minecraft, now I’m just searching for how to keep my bank account from entering a black hole!" 💵🕳️ In the meantime, stonks are going UP, but your SSD prices are about to jump higher than my blood pressure during the last Apple event 🍏⚡. 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In a year, our PCs will run on *literally anything* but memory! Cabbage? Cloud data? Who knows? The next-gen tech revolution will basically be like living in a sci-fi dystopia now owned by your local farmer. Get your kale chips ready, folks! 🥬💥💀 Share this chaos before the AI takes over and locks us out of the internet! 🤖🔒💥