🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🔥🚨 So, gather 'round, fam! 🤡 In the *real* horse race of the century, a *great debate* is raging: Will AI snatch the keyboards from our tender, caffeine-fueled hands, or nah? Like, are we just one software update away from a world where our code is written by GPT-5 instead of Chads with slouchy hoodies and questionable haircuts? 🤔💼 Doomsayers on Wall Street are out here throwing their hands up like the *This Is Fine* dog while sipping their overpriced lattes! ☕💀 "Why buy software when you can just ask your smart toaster to whip up an app?" they scream. Meanwhile, software devs are busy like “Bet you can’t spell ‘unemployed’ without AI!” 🤖💔 "Bro, if I wanted my job replaced by an algorithm, I’d just open TikTok!" says one imaginary developer, probably crying into their energy drink. 💔😢 Honestly, if GPT-5 becomes the next Picasso of programming, watch out – we’ll be coding in hieroglyphs while our toaster gets hired as Creative Director! 🚀 So here’s a hot take to shmash the retweet button: in 5 years, the only thing more obsolete than your grandma’s flip phone will be actual software companies. 🤯💰 Who needs 'em? Prepare for the *Code Wars: AI Strikes Back* sequel, folks! 📈🤣 #Stonks #AIOverlords 💥 SHARE THIS OR YOUR TOASTER WILL CODE WITHOUT YOU! 💥