🚨 PEPPERS, LISTEN UP! 🚨 This just in: the **Bluetooth tracker** market is finally getting SPICY! 🌶️ Say goodbye to the Apple AirTag (aka the budget-friendly, overpriced frisbee) and HELLO to the **Pebblebee Clip 5**! 😱💰 You heard right, this lil' gadget gets you more features for less dough—so now you can flex on your friends like Drake pointing at stonks 💸📉! It’s got the vibe of your average dog barking but, like, for your keys. And it works on BOTH iOS and Android. 🔥 Can we get a round of applause for versatility? 👏👏 "Honestly, I couldn't find my sanity with AirTags, but now I can't lose my keys! 🔍" said the Pebblebee Dev in a totally real and not-at-all made-up interview. "It's like upgrading from dial-up to fiber, but for your BLUETOOTH!" 📡💀 And guess what? IT'S ON SALE for Black Friday! 🎉 So you can lose your stuff without losing your mind (or your wallet). Just remember: saving money is the new looking cool, and your friends will be like, "This is fine" while seething with envy. 🤡🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be tracking our pets with these bad boys, and they’ll definitely have more personality than your last Tinder date. So buckle up! 🤖💔