🚨🔥👀 BREAKING NEWS: The AIRTAG GANG is STILL on sale and it’s *STILL* giving you more FOMO than that party you weren't invited to! 💔💸 ✨Act fast, fam! 🚀 The Apple AirTag four-pack is now only *$64.99*—that’s a whopping *$34.01* off! Like, who even needs savings when you can just keep losing your stuff? 🤡💀 #NoCap, we all know you’ve got more lost items than loyalties at this point. 🎉💰 So why do you need these Bluetooth breadcrumbs? Is it because your keys have a better social life than you? Or because your wallet's playing hide-and-seek while you PANIC because your passport just negged you out of that vacation? 😂💔 📢 But wait! Here’s a super exclusive leak from an *alleged* Apple dev: "We just lowered the price so people stop calling us for help finding their AirPods... 😩" 👉👀 You better be ready to DRAG those lost items into the light, or just slap these nifty gadgets on your *exes* because for real, they disappear faster than your motivation on a Monday! 🚫💀 🔥💥 FINAL TAKE: At this price, it’s basically a *‘you need therapy’* signal for all your lost connections. 🚀💔💸 Just slap a tag on your issues, and blame it on the AirTag! #Based#AirTag2023