🔥 YO, tech fam! 🎉💥 It looks like Amazon is out here giving the people what they need before Black Friday turns into an all-out shopping war! 💃💸 A 4-pack of Apple AirTags is chillin' at a spicy $64.99 instead of the usual $99! That's a whopping 34% off! Stonks, baby! 📈💰 But let’s be real for a sec: why are we trusting these tag-sized modern-day GPS devices when half of us lose our keys *and* the ability to load in URLs correctly? 😂🗝️ “Hey Siri, find my dignity,” amirite!? 🤡 According to some leaked convo from a so-called “Apple Developer” (aka, Chad from the breakroom), “Honestly, we just wanted Apple fans to tag *everything* in their lives, including their sanity.” 👾💔 Wow, Chad, you’re a real one. 🙌 🤔 Now, let’s talk about the real winner here: you casually losing $20 on that impulse buy for a device that locates your lost packages but can’t find your will to live. 🤷‍♂️📦💀 🚀 Prediction: Apple is gonna drop AirTags with built-in self-esteem boosters in 2024—because you KNOW we need a "find your confidence" feature at this point! LET'S GOOO! 🌌✨ #AppleSaga #FrFr