🚨🔊 Y'ALL. STOP EVERYTHING. Apple just #flexing on us with their AirTags on sale for Labor Day. It's a 29% discount, which, for them, is like saying “Hey, you can actually afford to find your lost stuff!” 🤑💸 That’s right, the four-pack is now a *whopping* $69.99 instead of $99.99. They went from straight-up Gucci prices to, like, *slightly* lower Gucci prices. Talk about a glow-up. 🔥😬 Imagine trying to track down your AirPods, keys, or even your will to live, and all you gotta do now is slap one of these bad boys on it. “Bro, where’s my life?” “Right here under your couch, invalid!” 🤡💀 But for real, I've got a "leaked" developer quote that says, “We heard people lost their sanity looking for their headphones, so we figured we’d help them find those instead!” 😂🤣 So, if you wanna be that one friend who finds everything but their own self-respect, you better cop these before they bounce back up! Don’t sleep on this! 🚀💥 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2024, AirTags will be the only thing holding our lives together as the robots rise. Prepare to lose your mind in style, fam! #Stonks #ThisIsFine