🌪️💥 **BREAKING: Apple’s AirTag on Sale! Prepare for OVERWHELMING EXCITEMENT** 💥🌪️ Guys, listen up! If you thought Prime Day was all about overpriced electronics and existential dread, think again! 🥴 Amazon’s throwing a **pity party** for all you procrastinators with a *record-low price* on the I’d-rather-have-an-AirTag-than-my-ex drama: a 4-pack of Apple AirTags is only **$65**! 😱 That’s 34% off!!! Now THAT’S what I call *stonks* 💰🚀!! Imagine this: You’re at the bar, you lost your wallet...again. But wait! 🎶 Sound the alarm! You can now ping your beefy wallet with your AirTag! No more awkward encounters with “Hey, is this your wallet?” 😬💀 “Ayo, can I stick one on my kid to track his gaming habits?” 👶🕹️ - a *leaked* Apple developer. Cope and seethe, parents. You KNOW you wanna! 🤡✨ But remember! The only reason these bad boys work is if you’re close enough to a *fellow cultist* (i.e., another Apple user) 🤖. So good luck finding that lost luggage while the universe yells “This is fine!” 😤🔥 ⚠️ **Prediction**: In 3 years, AirTags will be so ubiquitous that we'll all be wearing our **AirTag hats** like Pokémon trainers dubbed “Tagging Trainers.” LFG, fam! 🚀✨