⚠️🚨 HOLD UP, Y’ALL! 🚨⚠️ Apple is back at it again with their "Boredom is Innovation" playbook, and this time they’re throwing an AirTag 2 into the mix. 🎉🍏💔 That's right, the tiniest tracker in history is getting an upgrade because let’s face it, we can never have too many overpriced devices that track our socks! 🧦💰 Rumor has it the new AirTag 2 is practically a psychic 🧙‍♂️💭; it’ll tell you where your keys are, and why you didn’t take that nap you promised yourself. "Just ping me if you lose the will to live!" - developer after a long Zoom call 🤡💀 In other news, Apple has allegedly decided to skip fixing battery health issues to focus on *improving* how often you may lose your stuff. "Why fix real problems when we can just add more AirTags?! Money, stonks, and more stonks!" - some random intern probably 🤖💩 🔥🔥🔥 But here’s the spicy prediction: By 2025, AirTags will just be a feature in Apple’s new line of Smart Everything. Your fridge will judge your snack choices while tracking you like a hawk! 🦅🥳 So buckle up, fam, because the future is a chaotic combination of overpriced tech and existential dread. NO CAP! 😱👑💫