🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple brainrot strikes again! 🍏🚨 So the gossip grapevine is buzzing like a *drunk bee* 🐝, with whispers that AirTag 2 🏷️ (or just AirTag But Again™) is set to launch alongside the iPhone 17 🍏📱 this fall. Like, we’re all just sitting here thinking: “Four years and no upgrades?!” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, AirTags have lived longer than my last relationship — and they’re STILL outdated! What’s next, Apple? Innovating away from cardboard boxes? 🙃🎤 According to an anonymous dev (🤫👀), “We've been waiting so long to program these AirTags, they might as well come with a degree in *tracking your dreams*.” 📚🚀 Is this a *meme or a motion* when the only upgrades you can expect are colors that don’t match your aesthetic? If it's anything like the last reveal, we’ll be greeted with the same design, but now it comes in “Let's Just Pretend We Tried” white. Stonks? 📈 More like stonks with a side of cringe. But wait, it gets crazier! 🌌🔥 What if the iPhone 17 can *find* the AirTag 2 when they both *inevitably* get lost in the Apple Store? 🤯 This is fine. Unhinged prediction? 🍿 AirTag 2 will come with *AI-powered guilt* to remind you that you left everything in your mom’s basement instead of upgrading to the latest Apple nonsense. No cap! 😤💰 Share this if you too are ready to seethe and cope with Apple’s *creative genius*! 🤯💔