💥📱📉 *BREAKING NEWS: The AirPods Pro 3 Just Dropped the Apple Watch like a hot potato* 🥔🔥 Folks, it looks like the only thing getting more obsolete than my high school dreams is the Apple Watch. 🤯💔 *Rumor has it* (read: leaked from Tim Cook's "very private" tea party ☕️🤖) that the AirPods Pro 3 are now basically the Swiss Army knife of health monitoring! 🏋️‍♂️💥 🚀 *Imagine this:* You’re jamming to your tunes 🎶 while simultaneously getting the same health data an Apple Watch would give you – *but without the awkward wrist tan lines* ☀️. Tell me why this is not a meme... 🤡 So are we just gonna ignore that moment when my buddy said, "AirPods Pro 3 are like the *Drake Pointing* meme, and Apple Watch is the *Drake Disapproving*"? 😂 That level of slander should be illegal. 🧠💸 But here’s the tea: No cap, soon the Apple Watch will be just as relevant as my 2007 flip phone. Predictions? By 2025, Apple Watch will be a limited-edition paperweight, and we’ll be checking our health with *Bluetooth pizza cutters* 🍕✂️. Stay tuned for the chaos, fam! 🔥💰 #TeamAirPods #WatchWho? 💀