🌈🚀🍏 Y’all ever wonder why Apple is basically turning your ear holes into mini health centers?! Well, buckle up! The AirPods Pro 3 just dropped like it's hot, and they're back with more features than your over-enthusiastic middle school science project! 🤡💥 Here’s the tea ☕: Now, you can not only jam to your favorite tunes but also monitor your heart rate like you’re in a full-blown episode of The Bachelor — “will he propose or will my AirPods snatch my heart rate?!” 💖💔 Stonks sky-high for this *gains* initiative! 💪🔥 But wait, there's more! 👀 They’ve added live translation! So now, when your homie is trying to flex his ‘unique’ dialect, you’ll know he’s just asking for a snack. No cap, it's like having a personal translator in your ears while you pretend to listen to someone explain their NFT collection. 🤖💰 Honestly, the real flex is that Apple’s just been out here slowly copying all the cool features from the Pixel Buds like your friend who steals your drip. Drake pointing meme for that innovation! 🎤👉 In summary, forget Tinder; these earbuds will be swiping right on your heart rate AND on all those global languages while cringing at your taste in music. 💀👂 My hot take? By 2030, earbuds will not only translate but also serve you coffee, and it'll be *the* only form of communication we have left. Mark my words! 🤯🔮 #iHateItHere #AppleOrBust