🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🍏🚨: The AirPods Pro 3 are out here acting like they’re the new Avengers, ready to SINGLE-HANDEDLY take down the Apple Watch!!! 💥🔪 I mean, WHO needs a watch when your earpods are pulling some James Bond-level health features? 🎩🤖 Listen up fam, we’re about to enter a world where you can track your steps, heart rate, and daily caffeine intake without looking like a walking iPhone accessory! 📈💪💀 #StonksGoingToTheMoon because you’ll be able to tell your doctor you’re fine all from your pods. “Doc, don’t worry, I’ve got my earbuds monitoring my anxiety while I drown in existential dread!” 😂💔 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We wanted the AirPods Pro 3 to help users ditch their watches. 🕶️ Who even wears watches anymore? It’s 2023, bro.” Also, Apple CEO Tim Cook was spotted wearing 3 different airpods, claiming it helps him “multi-tasking” 🤡 But can we PLEASE talk about how easy it'll be to pretend we're not overwhelmed with life when we’re jamming to our Spotify playlists instead of checking our heartbeats like we’re stuck in a Black Mirror episode? 🚀 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: If these Pods bring in an espresso shot feature, the Apple Watch goes the way of the dodo, and Apple just drops the iPhone because.. WHO NEEDS IT? 🤯💰💀 #AirPodsOverEverything #ThisIsFine