🍏🔊 **BREAKING: AirPods Pro 3 - The TWO for the price of ONE 😂💸** Ladies and gents, buckle up! Apple is about to drop the AirPods Pro 3 like it's hot 🔥, but plot twist: there are TWO versions coming! 🥳 One's for the boujee folks who think they're better than all of us (drippin' in eliteness) 😎💎, while the other is just for the regular schmoes who'll buy anything with an apple on it 🍏💁‍♂️. Anonymous Apple developer spills the tea: "We just slapped on some extra features and called it a day 🍵💀. Who's gonna notice? Just look at last year's iPhone upgrades—just a fancy paint job!" 🤡🤖 Now, if you're rocking that sweet AirPods Pro 3 life, don’t expect a major upgrade because, let’s be real: they’ll probably still fall out of your ears and give you a taste of the ground while you’re jogging 🏃‍♂️💥. Drake’s on his phone like, “You say this is *not* a cash grab? Nah fam, that’s pure stonks 💰🚀.” 💥🔥 *Here’s the hot take:* In 2050, Apple will release “AirPods Pro Universe Edition,” which will literally go in your brain 🤯 and merge with your thoughts. Don't handle that info too well, fr fr! Stay woke, fam! #AirPodsDreams #AppleGAAS (Genius As A Service) 🤪🎉