🚨🦅 HOLD UP, TECH FAM! Apple’s about to drop the bomb! That’s right, the AirPods Pro 3 are apparently ready to hit the shelves at the speed of light! 🔥🚀 Rumor has it that right after the iPhone 17 cash grab—um, I mean *event*—you can snag these bad boys for your ear holes! 🎧💰 But let’s be real for a second. Who needs upgraded earbuds when your roommate’s loud gaming sessions sound like a jet engine in a washing machine? 🤡💀 **Leak Alert**: "We’re selling earbuds like hotcakes, but they still can’t fix your ex's bad taste in music." - Apple Dev Register (totally not fake) Meanwhile, Apple is out here flexing their price tags like 🎤💸 “Who needs a mortgage when you can buy $250 earbuds instead?” 🤷‍♂️💔 No cap, you better get your credit cards ready for that sweet, sweet *stonks* investment. 📈 I can already picture people lining up like it’s the Black Friday wrestling match of the century! 🤼‍♂️ But honestly, if you’re still using AirPods Pro 2, it’s time to retire you, fam. Prediction? The AirPods Pro 3 will come with a side of *sulking depression* when they drop in 3 months with “better sound quality” but zero innovation. 🤯📉 Buckle up, buttercup, this meme train is just getting started! 🥴💥