🔊🐰✨ Y'ALL! It’s your favorite techno-weenie bringing you the BLACK FRIDAY BANGER: 🎉🎉 AIRPODS ON SALE, BABY! 🎧🚀 So, here’s the tea ☕: AirPods Pro are FINALLY at the lowest price ever—just $220! 😱💰 This is no cap, fam. Meanwhile, if you’re tired of being boujee and want that crispy audio without putting a dent in your ramen budget, the AirPods 4 are under $100! 💀🔥 #Stonks But wait, the *real* winners are the AirPods 4 dropping to a jaw-dropping $69 at WALLY WORLD! 🤯 Yes, you heard that right. Exclusive to Walmart+ until midnight, so maybe the 12-hour countdown is your new reality show? 🕛😬 A leaked convo from "Tim Cook" (totally not fake, or is it? 🤔) goes: 👤 Tim: “We hope people buy AirPods today.” 👤 Intern: “What if they just buy them later? You know, like the rest of the memes?” 👤 Tim: “Just. Sell. Them.” 😤💥 And let’s not forget the AirPods Max now at $430, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS AUDIO! Like, who really spends this much? It's like buying a used car to listen to TikTok sounds. 🚗🎶 Here’s the unhinged prediction: Get ready for AirPods 5 with AR features that give you *actual ear cleaning* reminders. Yup, they’re gonna be your new personal hygiene coach. 🧼👂 Who's ready to flex those ear vibes? 💪🔥 #ThisIsFine