🚨🤡 **BREAKING NEWS: AIRPODS PRO 3 - THE ULTIMATE EARBUDS OR JUST APPLE’S CASH GRAB?** 💰💀 So Apple decided that the world needed **3** versions of AirPods, because why NOT? 🤔🚀 It's like they looked at 2023 and thought, "Yo, let's bless the masses with *EXTRA* eardrum tickles." We're talking about the AirPods Pro 3, aka the “Let’s make sure every hipster in town has a pair” edition. And guess what? *We’re all totally buying it* 😩🔊 💪 They’ve got the noise-canceling magic that makes your annoying coworker’s rants fade away like your motivation on a Monday! *Remember when the world was full of silence?* Me neither. 😂👀 For just **$249.99** (that's like, what, 9.99 Netflix subscriptions?), you get a pair of earbuds that will have you feeling like a corporate and trendy bro at the same time! 🍏✨ 📲 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We just added ‘tripling down’ to our mission statement because we heard it looks great on brochures." – Totally not Tim Cook. 🤭 🔥 So here’s my *unhinged hot take*: In 2025, Apple will announce the *AirPods Pro 5 Consistency Edition*, which will come in ONE color—*Ego*—and will literally be just a sticker because *innovation is for losers*. #Stonks 📈💩 Share this madness and let’s watch Apple keep stacking cash! 🍏💸