🚨🚨 Yo fam, we gotta talk about the *ultimate* glow-up for AirPods Pro 2🎧. Timmy C just dropped news on X that these tiny ear nuggets are now flexing their brand new Sleep Apnea alert feature in *some* countries! 🌏💤 I mean, fr fr, who knew our earbuds would be the new “doctor”?? 🤡💉 Just imagine your AirPods judging your sleep habits harder than your mom does. “Bruh, are you really gonna let the couch be your bed again? 🤔” 🔥 *INSERT DRAMATIC REACTION GIF HERE* 🔥 But wait, there’s more! These gadgets are not just for jamming out to your daily “Sad Boi Hours” playlist, but now they’re ready to help you catch those snooze snafus. 😂💀 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to make the earbuds act like a therapist, but now they're a sleep coach too. I hope people don’t catch feelings!” And if you thought it couldn’t get more meme-worthy, these headphones are part-time life coaches👩‍🏫 and full-time noise cancelers 🚀. Only Apple could make “Hey Siri, am I dying?” a bedtime routine. 🤖💔 🌌 Hot take: In 2025, AirPods will be diagnosing all your health issues AND giving you relationship advice. #Stonks 💰💔