🎨👂 WHOA, hold up! 🎭 If you thought AirPods Max were just fancy ear candy, think again! We’ve officially entered the Louvre of Lame with CASETiFY's new accessory that’s got us channeling our inner art snobs! 💅💀 Introducing the *“Girl with a Pearl Earring” AirPods Max case* – because apparently, needing to feel pretentious while listening to lo-fi beats wasn’t enough. 💸🤡 Just slap that $75 masterpiece on your headphone and suddenly you’re vibing with Vermeer himself. 📜 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought, why not make listening to podcasts *even* more bougie? It’s not a fashion statement unless there’s a painting involved!” - some dude who probably wears socks and sandals. Honestly, this is the kind of cringe we live for. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Stonks in elegance, but like… the bad kind. If you want to upgrade your status from “I have AirPods” to “I am an auditory Monet,” this is it. 🌊✨ But fr fr, if I see anyone wearing these while blasting “bad bunny” at full volume, we’re fighting. 🥴 *Unhinged Prediction:* Next year, they’ll drop a “Mona Lisa” design, and you’ll need a degree in art history just to wear your headphones without people judging you! 🚀💔 #TechFashionIsGoingToHell