🎉💥 BLACK FRIDAY AIRPODS SLASHED LIKE IT'S A BLACK FRIDAY SWORD FIGHT 💥🎉 💸💸 You heard it here first, fam! 🎧 AIRPODS 4 for just $79.99! Grab your wallets, because this deal is more lit than a TikTok dance challenge! 🚀🔥 No cap, it’s like the stonks meme came to life and is giving you free money! 💰💅 🎶 PRO TIP: Do NOT let your grandma see these prices, or she'll buy a dozen thinking they’ll make her the next DJ Khaled! “Another one!” she’ll shout! 😂👵✨ Rumor has it that Apple’s secret lair is just a bunch of guys wearing black turtlenecks saying, "Let’s charge more for the same thing" while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕🤖 Leaked convo between two Apple devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “OMG, do you think people will pay $200 for a case?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Bruh, they already bought AirPods!” 🤡🔥 The only thing more cringey than the iPhone charging cable is Apple’s pricing strategy! Just waiting for the day they drop AirPods in a *GLOW IN THE DARK* edition for $500. 👀💀 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: I bet by next year, they’ll release “AirPods Exclusives” that only play whale sounds and cost 10x more. For the culture, am I right? 🐋👑💅 #ThisIsFine