🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: AirPods 4 just dropped to a WILD $89 like they’re trying to bribe us into taking them home! 🤑💃 That’s right fam, while you were busy adding Bitcoin to your shopping cart, Amazon and Walmart were like “hold my latte” ☕ and sent AirPods 4 to a price point that makes your bank account weep with joy! $40 OFF?! This is literally a steal! 🔥💸 Imagine cucumber influencers flexing these bad boys in their TikToks while they casually ignore reality like it’s just another episode of “This Is Fine” 🔥🪴. Developers are probably like: “Dude, why would I update my app when I could just listen to my favorite lo-fi beats on ridiculous sales!” 🤖 In the words of a totally made-up Apple engineer: “The AirPods 4 are so affordable, even your grandma can buy them without having to cop a mortgage.” 💀👵 So here’s the tea ☕: AirPods 4 are basically gonna be the new “I’m not that into you” gift. 💔💔 If you aren’t buying, you’re just coping and seething while the rest of us vibe! 🤪 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be living in a digital utopia where everything is wireless and the only sound is our collective sigh of happiness paired with AirPods forever! 🚀💫 #Stonks #Based🤑