🚨🍏👂BREAKING: The *legendary* Apple AirPods 4 are now being THROWN at you for a mere $99 on Amazon! 🎉💰 That’s like finding a $20 bill in your couch cushions, but instead of crumbs, you get AIR PODS. 🤯💀 These bad boys are dropping from $129 like your favorite meme template, and the only thing that should be more shocking is why you waited this long to buy them! 🥴📉 Stonks? More like STONKS on STEROIDS! 💪📈 “Bro, it’s like getting upgraded from a flip phone to a spaceship! 🚀” said an anonymous developer who definitely didn’t just claim they don't use AirPods because they listen to vinyl records from 1925. 🤖🎶 *Cough cough* cope and seethe, my dude. These wireless wonders come with upgraded audio and *comfort*—perfect for pretending you’re vibing on a call while you’re actually just watching cat videos. 😼📱🔥 Fact: breathing air is overrated; what you really need is AIRPODS, fam! So plug in, zone out, and pray your dog doesn’t eat the charging case. 🐶🤡 🔥💥PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, everyone will own a pair of AirPods, and the only differentiator will be whether yours are BLEACHED or tie-dyed! Stay tuned to this chaos! 🤪👀💥 #AppleAirPods #AirPods4 #ChaosMarketing