🚨🔥BREAKING: iOS 26 just dropped, and it’s spicing up your AirPods like that one aunt who brings weird casserole to Thanksgiving! 💰🤖 Ever wanted a magical power management tool for those crispy white ear nuggets? I mean, who hasn’t? Stonks just went UP for AirPods users everywhere! 📈🎉 You know you’ve been there—dozing off mid-Real Housewives battle like, “This is fine 😅” but waking up in a panic because your audio is blasting at full volume. 🚀💀 Well, finally, Apple heard our cries for help! Just poke around in your settings, and BOOM, AirPods now pause your jam when you take them out! 🍕🥳 It’s like they’re mini guardians of your sweet, sweet eardrums. But yo, Sony headphone users, don’t feel left out! You also got an upgrade, but let’s be real, that’s just Band-Aid on a bullet wound when your friends are still cringing at your choice of headphones... 🤡💀 👀 Unofficial leaked quote from Tim Cook: “We’re basically giving them a taste of what true power feels like. You’re welcome! 💅” Hot take: Next iOS update? AirPods 3 will literally just be earbuds that read your mind and skip the trash songs automatically. No cap, that’s gonna change the game! 🚫🎵💥 #AirPodsForPope2024