🚨✈️ *BREAKING AIRLINE WIFI NEWS!* 🚨💻 Grab your peanuts, fam, because the skies are getting a turbocharged upgrade! 🌌 According to new "leaked" info from a random dude in an airport bathroom (trust me, he seemed legit), Hawaiian Airlines 🏖️ and Qatar Airways 🕌 are *THE* GOATs when it comes to inflight WiFi! I’m talking speeds so fast, they’ll have you streaming cat videos while dodging turbulence like it's an old-school arcade game! 🎮💨 This study from Ookla (whoever they are, probably just a bunch of tech nerds sitting in a basement) says it's all thanks to SpaceX's STONKS 🚀 low-earth orbit satellite magic. Meanwhile, other airlines are just out here like, “This is fine” 🐶🔥, struggling to stream a single GIF without buffering like it’s 2006. Here's a spicy convo I overheard on a flight: 🛫 "Bro, why is my WiFi worse than my ex's communication skills?" 🛫 "No cap, they probably still run on dial-up." So buckle up, because your zoom call in the clouds is about to be lit! 🔥✈️ Next time you're flying, just know Hawaiian and Qatar are basically the Elon Musk of air travel. 💰 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2 years, we’ll have in-flight battles of the best WiFi – losers plummet while the winners charge a premium just to watch Netflix! 💀💀 Who's ready to get WiFi tossed out of the plane?! 🤡💸 #WifiWars #AirlineStonks