🚨⚠️💥 ALARM BELLS: This Week in Tech Shenanigans 🎉💻💀 Yo, fam! 🤡 If you thought last week’s tech drama was spicy, hold onto your routers because it just got 🔥🔥🔥! First, we got those airline hacks that make me wanna board a flight to the moon just to avoid the chaos! 🚀✈️ “Hey, just following the rules, fam!” - says the hacker, probably. Like, imagine booking a ticket just to find out your seat is in the “Hacker Zone.” No cap, that sounds like a premium class upgrade to me! 💰😅 Then there’s the Citrix 0-Day, which is basically a VIP pass for hackers. “Why break the door down when you can just use the key they left on the mat?" 🤦‍♂️ Shoutout to all the devs out there fighting malware with duct tape and vibes. Outlook's got malware flexing harder than Drake, and banking Trojans are basically the ‘I-just-won-the-lottery’ meme, except it’s your bank account being drained. Stonks? More like “frankly, it’s a complete yikes.” 😬💸 But let's keep it 100, these “small choices” and “default settings” are giving us “This is fine” meme vibes every time we hit refresh. ☕🔥 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE**: Within 5 years, we’ll be begging our AI overlords for better cybersecurity while they send us to a digital gulag. 🤖📉 Who’s ready?