🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Airia Just Secured $50M, Now They're the AI Overlords We Didn't Ask For! 🚀🔥 Okay fam, listen up! The cringe-fest of corporate buzzwords is back and it’s brought a *whopping* $50M funding round! Yep, you heard that right. 🤡💸 Airia, the company trying to build a governance layer for AI agents (whatever that means), just made it rain with cash from their co-founder John "Where's My Stonks?" Marshall! ☔️👀 And wait—there's MORE! Another cool $50M commitment, 'cause why not? Let’s just throw money at AI like we’re in a meme-worthy episode of "This Is Fine" 🔥💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to vibe with the AI without it plotting world domination. But here we are. We may be the first to be governed by our own digital babies. 😬🤖” At this point, I'm convinced the next Apple product is just going to be a smart toaster with *AI governance*, ‘cause let's be real, if our bread can plot how to toast properly, we’re all in trouble. 🥴 🔮👽 Hot Take: In a world where Airia controls our AI overlords... BRACE YOURSELVES! Gen Z will soon be taking orders from a sentient lawnmower. Are you ready for the *lawnmower revolution*? 🤪💥 #AI2023 #NotYourAverageStartup 💣💤