🚨✈️ BREAKING: AIR SAFETY WORKERS ARE ABOUT TO GO FULL “THIS IS FINE” 🔥💀 So like, the government decided to play a game of “how long can we push our air traffic controllers before they start yelling ‘Mayday’ 😂🤡. They’re basically doing the cha-cha while juggling flaming swords up there—meanwhile, we're just trying to get our overpriced coffee at 30,000 feet! ☕️💸 Federal workers are like, “It’s chill, fam. Flying is still safe.” But let’s be real, they’re a few meltdowns away from live-streaming their tears on TikTok! 🔥🤖 They’re probably having meetings where Drake’s pointing at the “safely delayed” meeting notes vs. the “your flight is now in Narnia” notes. 👀✈️ And here’s the kicker: expect even more airport delays ahead! 🚀💥 You thought getting stuck next to the bathroom line was bad? Nah, get ready for the *real* experience: endless loop of ‘Adele’ in the waiting area! 🎶💔 LEAKED QUOTE from a frustrated air traffic controller: “We’re basically playing Tetris with planes at this point. If I see one more ‘Delayed’ sign, I might just take a nap in a luggage compartment…” 😱✈️💤 🪄 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, instead of flying, we might just teleport or our phones will grow wings... no cap! 🦅✨ #Stonks #AirlineChaos