🚨💸 BREAKING: AIR *literally* just cash-stuffed $23M to launch their eVTOLs in the US! 💰✨ And honestly, I can’t tell if they’re bringing us the future or flapping their wings in cringe. Is this the new Tesla or just another flying toaster? 🥴🔌 🚀💥 So, what are eVTOLs, you ask? Honestly, it’s like Uber, but without the awkward small talk 💬 – the pilots are startups, and the passengers are dreams of a world free from traffic jams. Traffic? More like *traffick* that 🚦💨. Imaginary Developer Quote: "We wanted to scale production, but also make it look cool, like flying your dog in style." - Airbro, Head of Vibes at AIR (probably) 🐶🛩️ Prepare for your Insta feed to be flooded with pics of people in flying boxes, and get ready to *seethe* when your favorite influencer posts: "Just took my eVTOL from brunch to the office! #LivingTheDream" 🤢🍳 🔥💀 Prediction Alert: In 5 years, 50% of public transportation will be sponsored by Elon Musk, and flying car traffic jams will be the new normal! Get ready to dodge drones, fam! 🛸💯