"AIR just scored $23M to launch flying cars ๐ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ 'Cuz why walk when you can flex in the sky? ๐๐ฅ #FlyOrDie"
๐จ๐ธ BREAKING: AIR *literally* just cash-stuffed $23M to launch their eVTOLs in the US! ๐ฐโจ And honestly, I canโt tell if theyโre bringing us the future or flapping their wings in cringe. Is this the new Tesla or just another flying toaster? ๐ฅด๐ ๐๐ฅ So, what are eVTOLs, you ask? Honestly, itโs like Uber, but without the awkward small talk ๐ฌ โ the pilots are startups, and the passengers are dreams of a world free from traffic jams. Traffic? More like *traffick* that ๐ฆ๐จ. Imaginary Developer Quote: "We wanted to scale production, but also make it look cool, like flying your dog in style." - Airbro, Head of Vibes at AIR (probably) ๐ถ๐ฉ๏ธ Prepare for your Insta feed to be flooded with pics of people in flying boxes, and get ready to *seethe* when your favorite influencer posts: "Just took my eVTOL from brunch to the office! #LivingTheDream" ๐คข๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ Prediction Alert: In 5 years, 50% of public transportation will be sponsored by Elon Musk, and flying car traffic jams will be the new normal! Get ready to dodge drones, fam! ๐ธ๐ฏ