🎓👩‍🏫 "Machines Can't Think for You," they said, as if we weren't already living in a sci-fi movie where Skynet is about to drop mixtapes. 🤖💿 Welcome to the chaotic classroom of 2023, where grad student Sydney Koeplin is wrestling with generative AI like it's an angry cat in a bathtub. 🐈‍⬛💦 So there’s Sydney, fresh outta the grad school oven, trying to keep her students away from AI helpers like it’s a bad Tinder date—hard pass, swipe left! 🚫💔 "No AI for you, kids, unless it’s just spellcheck," she declared, probably while hoping to keep her sanity intact. 😵‍💫 Honestly, her struggle is giving me serious “This is Fine” vibes while the classroom burns down in the background. 🔥🪑 Meanwhile, her students are like, "Ma'am, I just asked ChatGPT to write my term paper... You got a problem?" Imagine the galaxy brain levels of coping that’ll happen when the final exam is just "Please explain how you *didn't* use AI." 🙃💥 Leaked developer quotes say, “We just wanna watch the world burn... or get good grades,” 😂. Brace yourselves, folks! In the near future, professors will be replaced by chatbots, and the only thing left for students to learn is how to play 5D chess with their AI overlords. 🌌♟️ So mark my words: in five years, your degree will just be a trophy that says, “Congrats, you survived the AI apocalypse.” 🏆💀 #Stonks #Based #CopeAndSeethe!!!