🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🔥🚨 So, apparently, AI is like that one friend who promises to drive you home safely but always ends up using Google Maps instead of asking for directions. 🤡💀 Welcome to the wild world of financial services, where trust in data is like trying to find a needle in a Hayek-sized stack of regulatory paperwork! 😩💼 Listen up, banks! Your nostalgic obsession with "people, processes, and technology" is SO yesterday. 🤦‍♂️ It's 2023, and now you're out here trying to snag some "data trust" for your AI like you're swiping right on Tinder. But let's be real—nobody trusts a robot that can't pick a restaurant, let alone manage their finances. 🚀💰 Just yesterday, a *leaked* convo from a dev went down like this: 👩‍💻 “Hey, do you think AI can succeed without trust?” 👨‍💻 “Trust? We can just add more firewalls! It’s like putting a Band-Aid on a breakdancing hippo!” 📈💀 You got that right! Stonks are gonna keep diving as long as these banks are still asking for your trust like it's some edgy TikTok challenge. **Hot Take:** If AI in finance doesn't cook up a serious trust recipe, we might as well start investing in magic 8-balls instead. 🔮💸 This is fine... right? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just let the memes handle our investments. 💀🔥 #TrustIssues #AIFlop 💥